Johanna ([info]rebekkamaria) wrote,
2006-02-01 13:28:00
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Oh, the horror

The three worst movies I've ever seen (Hollywood movies with big budget) are:

1. The Postman
I literally fell asleep when watching this one and I was in a freaking movie theater. It's the first and only time I've ever wanted to walk out of a theater. I absolutely detest Kevin Costner, although I liked Dances with Wolves. I just can't stand his stone face and huge ego. And the movie - sheesh. Sorry to say this, but anything that comes out of the States that makes us Europeans go "Oh my god, this is yet another 'Hail the Americans' movie" is considered horrible and childish here. :) No offense to any of you wonderful Americans (especially my dear friends :)).

2. Fantastic 4
I saw this a little while ago and it still makes me shudder. There were some good actors and none of them could save the horrible screenplay. I could do so much better and they pay millions to these idiots? Didn't the guy write Twin Peaks at some point? I hate it that all my childhood heros are made look silly on screen. Thank god at least Wolverine was brilliant. Otherwise I would cry now.

3. The Scorpion King
The Rock. Need I say more? I didn't want to see this end. I didn't want to see this begin either. It was pain through the whole movie. Pain and horrible agony.


These are the three that I carry with me. They remind me why I don't want to see Electra or Daredevil. Those would burn my poor little eyes. These movies took almost 8 hours of my life and I'm never going to get them back. Evil, evil movie industry. :)

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[info]dream_raine

February 1 2006, 12:07:08 UTC 6 years ago

nande? I love the scorpian king!!! and the chinese babe was soo hot! And daredevil is great! haha

[info]rebekkamaria

February 1 2006, 12:30:26 UTC 6 years ago

Maybe I'm just an overly critical Finn. *laughs*

But we both loved Tokyo Tower!!

[info]dream_raine

February 1 2006, 12:39:10 UTC 6 years ago

maybe if the scorpian king was Jun then you would give it more stars ^^ haha

[info]rebekkamaria

February 1 2006, 12:43:18 UTC 6 years ago

I'm laughing out loud here. :) You sure know how to brighten up my day. Yup, I think I would love it more. But can you believe Jun shirtless, fighting all those huge guys. *laughs even more* ^_^

[info]dream_raine

February 1 2006, 12:45:00 UTC 6 years ago

there would be amazing!Japan needs more action shows!

[info]rebekkamaria

February 1 2006, 13:01:48 UTC 6 years ago

Ah, but you should be the leading star. :) I just read your meme and noticed that you've only done artistic work. I admire that very much. :)

It would be hilarious to see all those skinny Japanese boys jumping at each other like the Rock and the other guys in Scorpion King. :) Hihii, more action. Definitely.

[info]dream_raine

February 1 2006, 13:11:35 UTC 6 years ago

But Jun is very kingly tho...click here to see Jun as king ^^
http://blog.naver.com/munong16/100020938846

me? no lah, I've done boring jobs like in the bank/receptionist/admin stuffs...but those kind almost killed me...m(_ _)m

[info]rebekkamaria

February 1 2006, 13:19:34 UTC 6 years ago

That was bloody brilliant. :) I loved Smurfs when I was a kid.

Yup, those kind of jobs are killing me right now. I'm one of those people who should not be working. I should be thinking day after day. Too bad, philosophers aren't much appreciated these days. I should have been a man in Ancient Greek. :)

[info]dream_raine

February 1 2006, 13:23:04 UTC 6 years ago

haha...think everyday...is that a job!? I want a job on surfing livejournal everyday...or being one of those paparazzi people that stalk the johnnys...

[info]rebekkamaria

February 1 2006, 13:44:21 UTC 6 years ago

I wish. :)

I've been meaning to ask, why are they called Johnnys? And exactly who are Johnnys? Only Japanese boybands? I know, I'm clueless, but... ^_^

[info]dream_raine

February 1 2006, 13:57:05 UTC 6 years ago

no problem...no, not every boyband is called Johnny...Johnnys are bands/guys that were groomed since they were very young under Johnny Kitagawa...Johnnys is a talent agency and he's the guy who found it, manages it...groups that came from them includes smap, V6, Tokio....blah blah and also arashi...Jun actually debuted when he was 16. But now, even though, the agency is manged by his sister, Mary...we still call everyone under the Johnny label, Johnnys. ^^

Actually there is a loooong explanation about Johnny's how it works...blah blah...but that's basically it. ^^

[info]rebekkamaria

February 1 2006, 14:01:16 UTC 6 years ago

Thank you. :) You can't believe how much headache that has caused me. :)

[info]dream_raine

February 1 2006, 14:03:57 UTC 6 years ago

Headache...ooh..then it's better for you not to get invloved in the Johnny world and just support Jun...because in there is a BIG headache...

Anonymous

February 1 2006, 16:57:37 UTC 6 years ago

American Movies

Well, speaking as an American, I can tell you that we didn't like those flicks either! And I completely agree with your assessment of Kevin Costner. Why is he famous?

I didn't bother seeing any of those movies, actually, and most reviewers confirmed my belief that they were a waste of time.

The last movie I walked out on was one of the Batmans with George Clooney. It was just so horrible and I am a big Batman fan, though Spiderman is my personal favorite and the movies were great. You can't beat Wolverine for pure sexiness (as well as Hugh Jackman. Yum)

Cheers,
Mystwriter

[info]rebekkamaria

February 1 2006, 17:12:37 UTC 6 years ago

Re: American Movies

I whole-heartedly agree with you. :) I only liked the second Batman, but that's because Tim Burton writes and directs directly to my darker side. I love most of his works. :) And I loved Catwoman. :)

And you can say that again about Wolvie/Jackman. :)

[info]faymosamos

February 1 2006, 17:33:32 UTC 6 years ago

I've never seen the Postman... I don't even know what it's about! ^.^

Oh, Wolverine... Hugh Jackman... *sigh* I'm so glad he got the part, and not some other prissy guy. The third X-Men movie comes out the day after my birthday!! Woohoo!!!!

[info]rebekkamaria

February 1 2006, 17:48:54 UTC 6 years ago

Thank god you haven't seen it. It's amazingly long and amazingly boring movie. It's like watching horses run for three hours and even that would be more interesting. :)

I really didn't like the X-Men movies, but Wolverine was perfect. :)

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